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You'd Be a Lot Safer Online if Everyone Knew Your Passwords
I know that if not for passwords all my devices would pimp themselves out and go full power bottom on anyone who knows how to turn them on, so it sounds reasonable to teach our gadgets the power of monogamy by protecting them behind one—but judging by the fact that I have so many…
May 18
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The Super-Rich Are Spending Millions of Dollars Thrift Shopping
Last week history books had to be inked: the shirt worn by legendary football player Diego Maradona during the historic Argentina v England match in the 1986 World Cup was auctioned off for a pearl-clutching $9.3 million—big enough a price tag to make
May 10
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You Can Hurt an Insect's Feelings
Insects might be the most disgusting creature Pixar ever made an animated film about but as someone who's left countless mosquito families without their fathers coming back home with a nice serving of type O negative I have to admit: I kinda feel guilty when I read that, unlike…
May 24
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You Can't End World Hunger With 'Twitter Buyout' Money
It was back in January when millionaire-with-a-B Elon "Don’t Doubt Ur Vibe" Musk woke up in his $50,000 modular mini house in Boca Chica with a free speech craving and a loose idea of how to indulge it—he would quietly start polling all his Honey coupons and texting Amber Heard…
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Sex Is Going Out of Fashion
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Modern Technology Is Being Designed to Spread Its Genes
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There's a Good Chance Real Aliens Look Like Crabs
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Modern Technology Is Being Designed to Spread Its Genes
The trend started in the 90s, back when Japan's bullet train was fresh out of beta and was terrorizing neighbourhoods with shockwaves of sound every…
Apr 29
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Recycling Ads Sold Us on Loving Pollution
Not to go all pickup truck bumper sticker on you, but I've sat through Christopher Nolan movies that made better sense than recycling—and I mean on…
Apr 23
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Trees Didn't Invent Fruit (We Did)
Don't get me wrong, I love trees and I have to admit oxygen is a fine invention. I breathe it every day myself. But I can't stand idly (as a tree would…
Apr 15
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There's a Good Chance Real Aliens Look Like Crabs
Whatever happened to the "green little men" idea? Crustaceans' overall demeanour doesn't exactly scream "Intergalactic race of superintelligent beings…
Apr 9
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Doing Steroids Can Get You Employed
Employ how, exactly? Asking for a friend. In the same way a small dick could get you a gig as a marble statue model back in ancient Greece, I imagine…
Apr 4
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Wordle Was Designed for Half the People to Hate It
Not since the "moist drama" have I seen this many people rallying up to hate on words. And on a word game, for that matter. I can understand friendships…
Mar 30
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Sex Is Going Out of Fashion
Lust is all the rage now. With every fetish getting a subreddit and every vagina a Gwyneth Paltrow candle, it's hard to argue that late capitalism ain't…
Mar 24
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NFTs Are the Future
Are you tryna sell me something sketchy? Yes, my collection of MS Paint drawings of Twilight erotica that I just minted on the blockchain. No, I'm…
Mar 21
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Modern Technology Is Being Designed to Spread Its Genes
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There's a Good Chance Real Aliens Look Like Crabs
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The Super-Rich Are Spending Millions of Dollars Thrift Shopping
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